‘How to train your human’: 30 Hissterical Google Searches Written by Ferociously Funny Felines

Our biggest wish is that someone will invent a machine that will allow hoomans to speak with animals, specifically with cats. We would love to know what our cats are trying to say when they are screaming at the top of their lungs at 3 AM, or when they cannot stop meowing at us when we get home from work.

A few years ago there was an app that came out that claimed it could translate a cat's meows into English, so we immediately downloaded it to try and translate our cats. Some of what the app said made perfect sense, sentences like 'I want food', but some were things we knew for a fact our cat would never say, like 'I want hugs', so we assumed the app was not as accurate as it claimed.

Another thing we would love to know is what our cats would Google had they could, which is exactly what is waiting down below – 'Make the comment section look like a cat's Google search history'. We thought the comments were hissterical, and we are sure you will agree, so scroll down to read some of them. After that, click here for a sweet story of an awwdventurous van cat.

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